Pay heed to these Supreme Commandments

Commandment # 1. Yea, it is written (somewhere) that if you interfere with one phreak , a thousand times your ass should be "Lanced".

Commandment # 2. Yea, though I shot a load in mine eye... I shall see Dan & Scott's way clearer and achieve the goals supreme Phreakdom.

Commandment # 3. Yea,Gary McGath seems rectally impacted, The Phreak Army should act as a laxative of the soul, thereby clearing the crap from his mind, and, in his own time Gary should join with us and we shall make him and all those of his ilk welcome.

Commandment # 4. Yea, it is tasty but thou shalt not charge ten bucks for cheese whiz.

Commandment # 5. Thou Shalt not call Zsa Zsa a "Bitch".

Commandment # 6. Thou Shalt not call Dan "Fat Ass".

Commandment # 7. Thou Shalt not call Scott "Fag Boy or Hippie".

Selected Verses

Palm Rosy Chapter 1 verse 1. Yea Though Eric walks through the Valley of Shaniqua, he shall fear no evil, for his Chrome Condom is with thee.

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