Please
circulate this among Freaks only --- the straights are not ready for
this shit yet. (Note new spelling of FREAK) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE TALKSPOT.COM HERALDS THE SECOND COMING OF THE DAN & SCOTT SHOW Internet Start-Up Audio Network Shows Nads by Hiring Chief Freaks to Fill Evening Time Slot Bellevue, WA, June 11, 1998 -- Amid the backdrop of the rallying cries of the Freak Army and the squeaking sphincters of the medias conservative watchdogs -- not to mention the pathological ravings of self-styled Net-Policeman Gary McGath -- The Dan & Scott Show is tentatively scheduled to return to the Internet starting June 29, 1998. Thanks to TalkSpot.Com, the new Internet audio network created by Sierra-Online founder Ken Williams, Dan & Scotts new home will be in the 7 - 9 p.m. pacific time slot (thats 10 to midnight on the east coast). Everywhere else, you can figure it out for yourselves. We dont like doing math. Dan Schulz and Scott Wirkus -- thats Dan & Scott for anyone on heavy meds -- shit their pants when they received word they had been hired. We thought they were joking, Schulz said. Honest. We thought somebody put them up to it or something. When we found out it was for real, it was like drinking a Viagra cocktail. Two hard-ons, no waiting! I like this guy, Ken Williams, Wirkus said. Hes either one smart guy who doesnt give a crap what some tight-assed conservatives think about our show or hes just completely loopy. I mean, full-tilt bozo. Either way, hes my kind of people. Lance Manload, Dan & Scott hanger-on and entertainment editor left about a month before the contract was signed for the Seattle area, where the show will now be based. He has been sighted on Route 90 west in Omaha with his pop-up trailer attached to his Moped. I have to go out there early because I think they want me to act as either program director or entertainment editor or something, Manload said before his departure. They really need me to run the place, anyway. And when Im in charge, Im really gonna put these bastards through some changes, Im telling you. When asked of what he thought about Ken Williams, TalkSpots CEO, Manload replied, Who? All of the popular characters from the show will return including Milt, Scott Free, Swifty Bizarre (Manloads manager), and Guy Craps. And this just in... Harry Caray will be appearing on the show, despite the fact he has been dead for several months. Dan & Scott will be leaving for the Seattle area over the next few days. Please dont try to call them or email them. Most strip clubs in the midwest dont have laptop hookups, anyway. |
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