PHREAK ARMY!

Dan and Scott's Phreak Army


The Phreak Army was founded by some PHREAK around June 1st or so. The Phreak Army consists of regular listeners of the D&S< show which airs M-F 8-10PM CST

ON THE INTERNET

... so NO FCC BASTARDS CAN MESS WITH THEM!

Most of the Phreaks in the army have some talent or not. The Phreaks currently in The Army are either intelligent, or not. To be a Phreak you have to listen to the D&S< at LEAST 3 times a week LIVE. I should tell you that everyone in the Phreak Army uses spray deodorant.... or not.... but we're fairly certain that everyone uses SOME sort of deodorant... ...or not.


NOTE: Go get the CONTROL PANEL from Gogman's page, and get in on the LIVE INTERACTIVITY OF THE D&S SHOW!!!!


LATEST TARGET FOR THE PHREAKS:
NETCOM ISP! (do anything you like)


Benefits of the Phreak Army:


--> You get a cool Phreak Army Press Pass.
--> Protection from assholes on the net.
--> Always have something destructive to do.
--> You getta run around town screaming incoherent babblings at the top of your lungs, and people just nod knowingly in your direction.



Qualifications of Phreak Army Members:


--> Listen to D&S< show 3 times LIVE each week.
--> Be just a little bit Phreaky in some way (have a talent).
--> Have 3 testicles, or at least SAY you do (false testicles are fine).
--> You need to be at least 18 years old and legally responsible for your actions.



NOT REQUIRED, but it's nice:


--> It would be nice if you had a CELL phone.
--> Also, it would be nice if you had 2 phone lines in your home.



DISQUALIFICATIONS:


--> Being a complete WAD.
--> Teasing General Dan about his weight, or diet.
--> Being on the phone with the D&S< show for too long while a higher ranking Phreak Army officer is trying to get through with some Phreak News!
--> Giving away our secrets to the enemy!
--> Getting a fellow Phreak Army Member in trouble with his ISP.



If you qualify, you can JOIN the Phreak Army division in your state. Please include in the Email, your NAME, EMAIL address, your home STATE, and how many D&S< shows you listen to each week.

IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO DAN & SCOTT
VERY VERY BAD THINGS MiGhT HAPPEN!
Dan & Scott is a LIVE
internet ONLY Comedy talk show!!!
It's on Monday - Friday from 8-10PM CST!




Links and all that:


Get HELP subscribing to the PHREAK ARMY EMAIL LIST SERVER!
Go check out Muerte's D&S Page PHREAK ROSTER! MEET THE PHREAKS!


General Chad's HOMEPAGE

General Roy's Dan & Scott Fan Page

Awards and Such:


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